Dr. Hairbanger's Expertise Page

Dr. Hairbanger is an expert in all things absurd. His area of expertise is the study of the intersection of chaos and order, with a focus on finding meaning in the meaningless.

Subpage 1: The Art of Making a Good First Impression

Dr. Hairbanger has spent years studying the art of making a good first impression. His methods include wearing a three-piece suit to a funeral and talking to inanimate objects.

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Subpage 2: The Science of Doing the Opposite of What You're Told

Dr. Hairbanger has a PhD in Doing The Opposite of What You're Told from the University of Confusion. His research includes a 5-year study on the effects of wearing plaid pants to work.

Read more about Dr. Hairbanger's research on doing the opposite

Dr. Hairbanger is available for hire for speaking engagements, consulting, and making poor life choices.