Dr. Hairbanger is an expert in all things absurd. His area of expertise is the study of the intersection of chaos and order, with a focus on finding meaning in the meaningless.
Dr. Hairbanger has spent years studying the art of making a good first impression. His methods include wearing a three-piece suit to a funeral and talking to inanimate objects.
Read more about Dr. Hairbanger's first impressionsDr. Hairbanger has a PhD in Doing The Opposite of What You're Told from the University of Confusion. His research includes a 5-year study on the effects of wearing plaid pants to work.
Read more about Dr. Hairbanger's research on doing the oppositeDr. Hairbanger is available for hire for speaking engagements, consulting, and making poor life choices.