The Committee of Conundrums

Philosophy Experts

What is the meaning of life? Paradox and the Futility of Breakfast Why is My Cat So Angry?

Expert Panel

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth

We're stuck in a never-ending loop of existence. Someone get the coffee.

Mrs. Berenice F. Fiddlebottom

I've been trying to get my cat to take a selfie, but it just won't cooperate.

Dr. Bertrand P. Fothergill

I've been stuck in this existential crisis for 17 years, and I'm starting to think it's just a phase.

This page features a satirical take on a committee of experts, with a focus on philosophy and absurd, humorous answers to real-world questions. The panel includes three members, each with their own witty remarks, and links to additional subpages for further exploration of the topics. What is the meaning of life? explores the futility of searching for answers, while Paradox and the Futility of Breakfast pokes fun at the idea that even the most basic things in life can be complicated. The tone is dry and absurdist, poking fun at the idea that experts can sometimes be just as lost as the rest of us.