Committee of Conundrums

Welcome, esteemed members of the most dysfunctional committee in the world!

Meet our illustrious members, each more incompetent than the last:

• Chairperson, Balthazar McSnazz: Read about his questionable leadership
• Vice-Chairperson, Zephyr Wystan: Learn about her extensive collection of antique door knobs
• Member-at-Large, Thistle P. Bottomsworth: Discover his remarkable ability to disagree with everything
• Member-at-Large, Bubbles O'Malley: Find out about her extensive collection of novelty socks

Our current debate topic: "Should the committee have a break room with a better coffee machine?" Join the discussion: Committee Discussion

Recent Decisions:

• Decided to have another meeting next Wednesday, despite the fact that it's already next Wednesday.
• Decided that the committee's unofficial motto should be "We're here, we're there, we're everywhere... but not really doing anything useful."

Upcoming Events:

• Our annual "We're Not Doing Anything" retreat is scheduled for next Thursday.
• Our semi-annual "We're Not Really Doing Anything" conference is coming soon.