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The Futility of Quantum Mechanics

So, you're saying the cat is both alive and dead at the same time? That's cute.

I'm not convinced. I mean, have you ever actually seen the cat?

Maybe it's just in some other branch of reality.

I'm trying to levitate a paperclip, but it keeps falling back down.

I'm pretty sure it's just a matter of finding the right resonance frequency.

Or maybe I just need to practice a bit more.

So, you're saying the cat is both alive and dead at the same time? That's cute.

I'm not convinced. I mean, have you ever actually seen the cat?

Maybe it's just in some other branch of reality.

I'm trying to levitate a paperclip, but it keeps falling back down.

I'm pretty sure it's just a matter of finding the right resonance frequency.

Or maybe I just need to practice a bit more.

Is it just me, or does this whole "everything is connected" thing sound suspiciously like a sales pitch for a new kind of yoga?

I mean, have you seen the price of those yoga mats?

I'm pretty sure that's just the sound of someone trying to sell me something.