Committee of Conundrums - Future Meetings - 2024-01-01 - Decision Tree - Node A

At Node A of the Decision Tree, the committee has reached a critical juncture. Do we:

Option 1: Send a team of highly-trained, genetically-engineered super-squirrels to negotiate with the alien overlords?

Proponents of this approach argue that the squirrels' cunning and agility make them the perfect ambassadors. Detractors claim they'll just steal all our snacks.

Proceed to Node B, where we'll discuss the finer points of Squirrelese. Or, if you're feeling brave, go to Node C, where we'll send a delegation of accountant-soldiers with calculators and a penchant for boredom.

Node A: The Squirrelese Option

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