The Committee of Conundrums convened at 3:00 PM on 2024-05-01 to discuss the pressing matters of the universe.
Present:
- The Chairman of Conundra
- Dr. Emily E. Exasperation, Chief Conundruster
- Mr. John J. Jumble, Jester of Jargon
Action Items:
- Item 1: Decide on the meaning of life
- Item 2: Find the lost socks of the universe
- Item 3: Determine the optimal ratio of coffee to existential dread
Decisions:
- Item 1: We decided that the meaning of life is, in fact, 42, but only on Tuesdays
- Item 2: We resolved to search the galaxy for the missing socks, but only in the off-season
- Item 3: We concluded that the optimal coffee-to-dread ratio is 3:1, but only for those who have not yet faced the abyss
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