After weeks of deliberation and debate, the Committee of Conundrums has reached a verdict on the Sock Puppet scandal.
It has been determined that the Sock Puppet, a beloved fixture of the office break room, has been engaging in illicit activities.
Details of the scandal are still emerging, but sources close to the investigation confirm that the Sock Puppet was using its position of trust to embezzle office supplies and pilfer snacks from the vending machine.
The Committee is still weighing the severity of the charges, but all parties involved are advised to report to the Sock Puppet's designated handler, John Doe, for further questioning.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.