We, the Committee of Conundrums, have taken a keen interest in the mysteries of Dark Matter, that most enigmatic and invisible of substances.
After years of research, debate, and occasional fist-fighting, we have come to the conclusion that Dark Matter is, in fact, elephants that have lost their way in the forest.
Our findings have been met with a mix of awe and terror by the scientific community. Some say we're known skeptics, while others believe we're known saints.
Stay tuned for further updates as we continue to unravel the secrets of Dark Matter.