Committee of Conundrums - Quantum Fluctuations Department

What We Do

We're a team of highly-qualified, expertly-exasperated individuals dedicated to studying the intricacies of Quantum Fluctuations.

Our research is focused on the art of making things slightly worse.

We're not just about fixing the problems, we're about creating new problems to fix.

Our Methods

We use a combination of advanced mathematical models, experimental design, and sheer, unadulterated guesswork to create innovative new problems.

We're not afraid to get a little messy, or to make things more complicated than they need to be.

Our approach is often referred to as 'The Conundrum Method' - a delicate balance of art and science, with a dash of chaos theory.

Our Team

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Our Research

We're currently investigating the phenomenon of 'Quantum Fluctuation Fatigue' - a condition where the laws of probability no longer apply.

Our findings are being published in our flagship journal, 'The Conundrum Quarterly'.

Read our latest issue here.

Related Topics

Quantum Fluctuation Theory

Learn more about the underlying principles of Quantum Fluctuations, including wave-particle duality and the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.

Go to Quantum Fluctuation Theory page.

Fluctuation-induced Chaos Theory

Discover the art of creating chaos from order using our patented Fluctuation-induced Chaos Theory.

Go to Fluctuation-induced Chaos Theory page.

Misadventures in Quantum Fluctuations

Join us in our quest to create new and innovative ways to mess up the fundamental laws of physics.

Go to Misadventures in Quantum Fluctuations page.