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We, the Committee of Conundrums, are a clandestine group of experts who've mastered the art of sleeping through anything. Whether it's the snooze button, the snooze alarm, or the snooze fest that is our own meetings, we've got it down to an art.
Our secret society is dedicated to sharing our expertise with the world, one dozy dose at a time.
Sleeping Pills: Our Secret to Success
Nap Time Negotiations: The Art of Sleeping on the Job
Sleeping Pills and Legal Issues: A Guide to Sleeping Your Way to Freedom
Stay woke (not really, we're asleep) and follow us for more updates on the art of sleeping!