Spontaneous Human Photosynthesis
A Scientific Breakthrough in Uncontrollable, Yet Highly Efficient, Carbon Sequestration
By some freak accident of nature, a group of scientists at the Committee of Conundrums have discovered that the human body can photosynthesize, but not like any ordinary plant.
Instead, humans can absorb sunlight, water, and CO2, and excrete oxygen, water, and a side of existential dread.
Side effects include but are not limited to:
- Sudden urge to contemplate the meaninglessness of life
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable outbreaks of disco dance parties
For more information, visit our research papers on:
Irradiated Vegetation, where we explore the ethics of using genetically modified plants to combat climate change. Parasitic Photosynthetic Organisms, where we delve into the world of tiny plants that hitch a ride on human skin.