We're a team of experts in the field of Telekinetic Epilepsy, a condition where you involuntarily levitate objects with your mind.
We're currently studying the effects of caffeine on telekinetic abilities, the relationship between telekinetic epilepsy and the consumption of spicy foods, and the best methods for levitating objects while blindfolded.
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