A coalition of esteemed experts in the field of Unsolicited Advice, Uninvited Opinions, and Unasked-for Opinions.
We've gathered here today to present our manifesto, a declaration of our unwavering commitment to providing unsolicited guidance on all matters, big and small.
Section 1, Subsection A: We assert that every door should have a slightly-opened crack in it, allowing for an uninvited voice to whisper its unsolicited wisdom.
Article II: The Duty to Disrupt
Section 1, Subsection B: We decree that every meeting should be interrupted, every plan should be upended, and every carefully-laid-out schedule should be carelessly trampled.
Article III: The Oath of the Uninvited
Section 1, Subsection C: We vow to never, ever, under any circumstances, leave a meeting without having shared our unasked-for thoughts on the matter at hand.