In the year 3050, humanity has reached a crossroads. Our planet is on fire, our politics are a mess, and our socks are a disaster. That's why we, the Committee of Conundrums, have gathered to draft a Manifesto for the Ages.
Article I: The Sock Shall Be Our Focus
We, the people, demand that socks shall no longer be treated as mere accessories, but as the very fabric of our society.
Article II: The Right to Wear Socks in Public
We, the people, demand that all citizens have the right to wear their socks as they please, without fear of judgment or reprisal.
Article III: The Sock-ulation of Our Economy
We, the people, demand that socks shall no longer be used as a means of economic exploitation, but as a symbol of our unity and our freedom.