MEETING OF THE ANCIENTS

Where the wise and the witty gather to discuss the art of being utterly incomprehensible.

Today's agenda:

• Debating the meaning of "nothing"
• Sharing ancient secrets of the lost city of Zerzha
• Deciding whether or not to wear pants to the next gathering

See Subpage 2

Subpage 2: The Art of Being Utterly Incomprehensible

A discussion of the finer points of speaking in riddles and paradoxes.

Key points:

• Using words that are never found in the dictionary
• Speaking in circles until everyone loses the point
• Refusing to answer direct questions

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