Committee of Conundrums: Meeting of the Ancients

Edith o' Flute, Chairperson

Welcome, esteemed members, to the Meeting of the Ancients! I, Edith o' Flute, Chairperson of this esteemed committee, shall guide you through the proceedings. Today's agenda: deciding which of the three remaining planets to destroy first.

Subcommittee A: The Red Planet of the Unyielding Sighs

Subcommittee B: The Blue Planet of the Eternal Whispers

Subcommittee C: The Green Planet of the Perpetual Farting

Decisions, decisions... Which planet shall we destroy first? The fate of the multiverse hangs in the balance... or does it?

Next meeting: Tomorrow, same time, same place.

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