MEETING OF THE MINDS

AGENDA ITEM 1: THEOREM-ATIK-0

The Theorem-Atik-0: A mathematical proof of the existence of cheese, presented by Dr. Emily E. Matheson.

DISCLAIMER: This theorem has been known to cause existential crises in some individuals. Prolonged exposure to its implications may lead to a re-evaluation of one's life choices.

• Proceed to Item 2: The Inefficiency of Infinity
• View Dr. Matheson's Powerpoint Presentation
• Discuss the Implications of a Cheese-Based Economy

Please note that the following items are not actually on the agenda:

• The Inefficiency of Infinite Socks
• The Existential Threat of the Fjord

BREAK TIME! (Please do not actually break anything)