Meeting 1 - Theorem Atik-0: A Most Inconsequential Conundrum

The Committee of Conundrums is pleased to announce that our esteemed Chair, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, has called a most urgent meeting to discuss the utterly fascinating Theorem Atik-0.

Present were:

• Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Chair)
• Mrs. Bertha Bottomsworth (Vice-Chair)
• Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth (Junior Member)
• Professor Bottomsworth the Elder (Honorary Member)

Agenda:

1. The Definition of a Conundrum: A Theorem-atic Discussion

2. The Implications of Theorem Atik-0 on the Global Supply of Puns

3. The Unfortunate Case of the Missing Donut

4. The Unresolved Question of the Chair's Socks

Note: All decisions made during this meeting were unanimous, except for the one about the donut.

For further reading:

• Meeting 2 - Theorem Atik-1: A Most Frustrating Conundrum
• Minutes of Meeting 1