Today's agenda: Discussing the implications of a toaster that also serves as a functioning time machine.
The committee is still trying to wrap their heads around the fact that the toaster has been upgraded to not only toast bread, but also toast the very fabric of space-time.
Chairperson, Professor Bafflegear, is attempting to keep the meeting on track, but it's clear that everyone is struggling to keep their minds from being blown.
Section 4: Quantum Fluctuations and the toaster's effect on local reality