Chairperson, Zara "Zee" Zingpocket, opened the meeting by reading from a 12-page memo on the meaning of life.
The discussion that ensued was, as per usual, a jumbled mess of tangents and half-baked ideas.
Member 3, Balthazar McSnazz, proposed the creation of a new subcommittee to deal with the existential crisis that is cat ownership.
Member 2, Bubbles O'Malley, countered that this was an affront to the very fabric of reality itself.
The motion was tabled, but not before Member 1, Zephyr Quickstitch, had to be escorted out of the room due to an allergic reaction to "any more of this nonsense."
The meeting adjourned with no clear conclusions or resolutions, but a promise to reconvene next week.