Present: Chairperson, Secretary, Member 1, Member 2, Member 3, Member 4, Member 5, Member 6, Member 7, Member 8, Member 9, Member 10.
Chairperson: So, let's get down to business. Item 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts. Who can tell me what we're looking at here?
Member 1: Uh, I think it's just a regular donut, Chair.
Member 2: Not just a regular donut, my friend. I believe it's a metaphor for our existential crisis as a committee.
Proceedings continue on to Item 2: The Enigma of the Empty Chair.