The sun was shining brightly over the committee, as if trying to egg-xacerbate the already-trying atmosphere. "Why did I get up this morning?" asked John, "I'm feeling a little crumby."
"Don't worry, John," said Jane, "you're just a-maize-ing."
As the meeting continued, the puns only got butter-ier. "I'm feeling a little green," said Bob, "I think I need some more coffee."
Just then, the door burst open and in walked Steve with a tray of freshly baked croissants. "I hope I'm not interrupting," he said, "but I brought the dough-nuts."