Committee of Conundrums - Meeting 3: The Sandwich Illusion

Present: The Sandwich Illusion

Agenda:

1. Theoretical discussion of the ontological implications of the Sandwich Illusion
2. Experimental testing of the sandwich-making hypothesis
3. Conclusion and voting on the existence or non-existence of the Sandwich Illusion

Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth: The Sandwich Illusion is real, I tell you!

Dr. Emily J. Pimento: I disagree, I've seen no evidence to support its existence.