**UNRAVELING THE MYSTERY**
Today, our esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums gathered to address the pressing issue of the Unraveler's Rebuttal.
Chairperson, Bertrand P. Fuddlesworth, began the meeting by stating, "We must unravel the threads of this conundrum, lest we be consumed by its complexity."
Member-at-large, Dr. Emily P. Bottomsworth, countered, "But what of the threads that bind us?"
After much deliberation, the committee decided to... well, not really decided anything, but rather meandered aimlessly for several hours.
The meeting concluded with a rousing round of committee-sponsored bingo and a half-hearted attempt to plan the next meeting.
We'll reconvene in two weeks, when we'll surely unravel the mystery of who ate the last of the committee's donuts.