MEETING 3: THEOREM ANTICS

A meeting in progress, with confused attendees

Today's Agenda

  1. Item 1: Theorem 9 to the Power of -1
  2. Item 2: The Consequences of Unchecked Math
  3. Item 3: Theoretical Applications of Real-World Math

Important Announcements

The committee would like to remind everyone that today's meeting is being livestreamed to the world. Any outbursts of "What is this meeting doing?!" will be ignored.

Also, the refreshments table will have an assortment of free pizza and soda. Please bring your own calculator.