AGENDA ITEM 2: The Great Sock Drawer Conspiracy

Subcommittee on Sock Misplacement and Mysterious Smell Emissions

• Section 1: The Sock Drawer of Doom
• Section 2: The Science of Missing Socks
• Section 3: Sock Puppetry and its Implications

Chairman, Senator Sockworth, will be leading the discussion on this agenda item.

Attendees are advised to arrive with a spare set of socks, as the fate of their missing footwear will be discussed.

Refreshments will be provided, but please do not ask about the missing donuts from the previous meeting.