Committee of Conundrums: Meeting Agenda

Today's meeting of the Committee of Conundrums will cover the following items:

Discussion of the great donut heist of 2018 and proposed measures for preventing future incidents.

Exploring the moral implications of amassing an excessive collection of yarn and the potential for hoarding.

Presenting a novel design for a chair with an unorthodox layout, featuring an asymmetrical base and an unbalanced seating arrangement.

Subcommittee meetings will be held on the following topics:

Detailed analysis of the optimal filing system for the department's paperwork.

Experimental research on the most effective techniques for stalling and delaying tasks.