Today's agenda item is brought to you by the esteemed Chairperson, B. P. Fudd. The Great Cheese Debate has been a thorn in the side of our committee for months, and we're finally tackling it head-on.
Item 2 of 5: Unsettling Uncertainty. This item will explore the age-old conundrum of whether or not to use a wedge or a block for the serving of cheese.
Sub Agenda Item: The Case for the Block
Sub Agenda Item: The Case for the Wedge
Proceed to Item 3: The Utter Irreconcilability