Meeting Agenda 3: The Ineffable Inconsistency Part 2

Today's meeting will be a thrilling adventure of contradictions. First up, we have a discussion on the importance of punctuality, but since the coffee machine is on the fritz, we'll have to do it while standing in the parking lot.

Agenda Items:

• Sub Agenda 1.2: The Azure Enigma - Why is the sky blue if not for our incompetence?
• Sub Agenda 1.3: The Quantum Quandry - Is this meeting being held on the 3rd or the 4th floor?

And don't forget, the meeting will be held on the 4th floor... or is it the 3rd? Someone please bring a ladder.