Meeting Agenda 3: The Utter Contradiction

Sub Agenda 1: Conundrums and Conundrums | Sub Agenda 2: Utter Confusion

Today's agenda is a beautiful mess of conflicting ideas. We will attempt to resolve the following:

• Item 1: Make a decision, but only if it's a Tuesday.
• Item 2: Ignore Item 1 and pretend it was never scheduled.
• Item 3: Reconsider Item 1 and try to make it sound like it was always a good idea.

Sub Agenda 1: Conundrums and Conundrums

Sub Agenda 1: Conundrums and Conundrums

We will attempt to untangle the knot of conflicting ideas by:

• Conundrum A: Use the color red for all font colors.
• Conundrum B: Use the color blue for all background colors.