As the committee continues to deliberate, we find ourselves at the crux of the issue: the Conundrum of Contradictions. A paradox within a paradox, it's a puzzle wrapped in an enigma, inside a puzzle.
It appears we've reached a critical impasse. The left-hand approach and the right-hand approach are now at odds with each other, much like our esteemed committee members.
We must navigate this labyrinthine logic, lest we fall prey to the Siren song of the Contradiction. But fear not, dear reader, for we shall persevere, even if it means walking in circles around the Contradiction.
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