Section 2: The Feral Friendliness of Felines

By now, it's clear that our feral felines are more than just adorable little balls of fluff. They're actually sentient beings with their own agenda. And what's on their agenda? Eating all your food. And all your furniture. And probably all your friends.

But don't just take our word for it, here's some expert testimony:

Dr. Whiskerface's Feral Feline Frenemy Study:

"Our research shows that feral felines are not just pests, but actual little furry dictators. They demand belly rubs, snacks, and the occasional sacrifice to the Feline Overlords."

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