Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums! Today we embark on a most thrilling adventure: The Supply Closet Tour!
We'll start by visiting the storied halls of our beloved Enchanted Enamelware Department, where our team of expert enamel-wielding artisans craft masterworks of functional art.
Next, we'll venture into the dazzling realm of our Glittering Gadget Gallery, where our team of tinkerers and inventors create contraptions that will make your life easier, more complicated, and slightly more hazardous.
Finally, we'll visit the Fanciful Fabrications Factory, where our team of skilled weavers and fabricators create textiles that will make you question the very fabric of reality.
Please note that the supply closet is a highly regulated environment. All visitors are required to wear a "I'm Not a Robot" sticker to avoid any confusion with our robotic colleagues.