Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums. Today, we will be putting our collective sanity to the test in the Morning Session of Utter Defeat. Prepare to be humiliated.
Quiz Questions
What is the airspeed velocity of unladen Earbuds?
Who is the greatest poet of all time, clearly?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Can you name the exact number of cats on the moon?
Remember, the goal is not to win, but to lose with style.