MEETING AGENDA 5

Where every discussion is a descent into madness

Agenda Items

3. Stapler Alignment Odyssey

Discussion of the finer points of stapler alignment in the conference room.

Motion 1: Realign staplers 2 inches closer together for maximum productivity

Seconded by: John Doe (HR Manager)

Action: Move staplers 2 inches closer

Item 2: Mysterious Stapler Vibration

Reports of strange stapler vibrations have been circulating. Investigation and resolution

Subcommittee: Form a subcommittee to investigate stapler vibrations

Chair: Jane Smith (Facilities)