Meeting Agenda 5: The Incomprehensible Odyssey

1. Discuss the finer points of non-existent policies

2. Debate the merits of pointless subcommittee meetings

3. Explore the meaninglessness of our collective existence

4. 5. Address the impending incoherence crisis

6. Discuss who ate the last of the stale donuts

4. The Ineffable Ink Slinging Episode

5. The Ineffable Ink Slinger
6. The Ink Slinger's Dilemma
7. The Ineffable Ink Slinger's Revenge