Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Conundrums, to Meeting Agenda 5: The Unsolvable Quiz!
Today, we tackle the age-old problem of the missing scarf. A mystery that has plagued our society for centuries. Will we finally find the solution? Unlikely.
**Subcommittee A: The Scarf Enigma**
- Present: The Theory of Scarflessness
- Discuss: The Hermit's Scarf Hypothesis
- Vote: The Heretic's Scarf Conundrum
**Subcommittee B: The Scarf-related Rant**
**The Unsolvable Quiz: The Final Showdown**