Today's agenda is brought to you by the Committee of Conundrums.
Discussion of our latest attempts to solve the unsolvable problem of stapling the reports in triplicate.
We will attempt to create a flowchart that will finally explain the flow of our workflow, but probably not.
We will discuss the merits of using a stapler to attach a report to its cover sheet 5 times, or maybe 7.
We will debate the finer points of using 2 or 4 spaces between sentences, and whether to use a serif or sans-serif font.