Committee of Conundrums

Meeting Agenda 6: The Unknowable Conundrum

Item 1: Define the Unknowable Conundrum

Is it a problem, or is it a thing that's not a problem? We can't even.

Learn more about the Unknowable Conundrum

Item 2: Brainstorm Solutions (or, at the very least, pretend to)

We'll just make something up, right? It's not like it matters.

See our completely unscientific brainstorming session

Item 3: Vote on Something (or not)

We'll just flip a coin, or maybe have a staring contest. Either way, it's a win-win!

Cast your completely meaningless vote

Item 4: Take a 3-hour Lunch Break

We'll just go grab some free donuts and pretend to work on our tans.

Item 5: Discuss the Unknowable Conundrum Some More (or not)

We'll just keep talking and talking until someone remembers why we're here.

Item 6: Conclude with a Handshake and a High-five

We'll just pretend we accomplished something, and then we can all go home.

Next Meeting: The Unknowable Conundrum (Part Deux)

Same time, same place, same completely pointless meeting. See you all then!