Fig 1: The Ominous Figure of the Filing System

Presented by: Chairman Blerg and Vice-Chairman Glint at the 2024 Committee of Conundrums Meeting.

Summary: This figure represents a typical Tuesday morning for our beloved filing clerk, Bob. Note the look of utter despair on Bob's face as he contemplates the never-ending stack of paperwork.

Recommendations:

• Implement a new system for organizing papers, involving the use of color-coded stickers and a mandatory daily yoga practice.
• Provide additional training for all clerks on the art of deep breathing exercises.
• Install a coffee machine that dispenses a 4-to-1 ratio of coffee-to-creamer, to maximize productivity.

Next meeting: Fig 2: The Ominous Figure of the Filing System's Spine