Today's Agenda: A Series of Unresolved Issues

1. The Mystery of the Missing Donuts

Someone has been stealing our donuts from the break room fridge. We need to get to the bottom of this.

2. The Enigma of the Broken Printer

The printer in the conference room has been jamming for weeks. We need to figure out why and fix it.

3. The Ennui of the Uncomfortable Chairs

The chairs in the meeting room are uncomfortable. We need to decide whether to buy new ones or just suffer through it.

4. The Conundrum of the Confiscated Computer

One of our team members has had their computer confiscated by IT. We need to discuss the implications of this move.

5. The Dilemma of the Unpaid Parking Tickets

Someone has not paid their parking tickets for the past three weeks. We need to address this egregious offense.

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