MEETING AGENDA 1: Agenda for Disordered Conduct

1. Disrupt the Status Quo

Discuss the importance of not being on time, because who needs punctuality, anyway?

• Introduce Random Schedule Changes
• Disrupt the Presenter

2. Engage in Unproductive Debate

Argue for hours on end without ever actually achieving a conclusion.

• Create a New Terminus to Confuse the Others
• Make a 10-Point Plan Within 10 Minutes

3. Make Unnecessary Decisions

Decide on things that don't actually matter, just to see who can be the most decisive.

• Make a Decision Without Any Input from Others
• Create a New Department with No Budget or Powers