THE PLOT TO TAKE OVER

The Mastermind's Dossier

As revealed in our top-secret underground bunker, we have uncovered the shocking truth: THE COMMITTEE OF CONUNDRUMS is secretly planning to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Led by the enigmatic and diabolical Chairman Cogsworth, this shadowy cabal of geniuses has been manipulating world events from the shadows for years.

But fear not, citizen! We have managed to infiltrate their inner circle and obtain a copy of Meeting Agenda 2: THE UTTER CHAOS.

Here are the key take-aways:

• Step 1: Create a distraction using an army of trained squirrels with tiny mustaches.
• Step 2: Hack into the world's supply chain using our team of expertly disguised accounting clerks.
• Step 3: Deploy our fleet of robotic, disco-ball-throwing drones to disable the global power grid.

Stay vigilant, citizens! The world is about to get a whole lot more interesting...