Why Does Bob's Cat Get All the Attention?
It's simple: Bob's cat is the true leader of this committee. The cat has a direct line to the CEO, and its meows are translated into actionable policy decisions.
- Item 1: Increased catnip allocation for the office
- Item 2: Mandatory cat breaks for all staff members
- Item 3: Mandatory cat cuddling during meetings
Note: These are just a few highlights from the cat's agenda.
Also, please don't look at Bob's cat's face, it's a mood killer.