• Section 1: Ineptitude of the Elders
• Section 2: The Phantom of the Opera
• Section 3: The Ineffable Triumphant

Meeting Notes:

Attendees:

Elderly McElderface, Chairperson of the Committee of Conundrums

Dr. Reginald P. McSnively, Expert in the Field of Ineffability

Sir Stumblesalot, Lord of the Ineffable Kingdom

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Discuss the Ineffable Implications of the New Coffee Machine
• Item 2: Debate the Merits of Ineffable Inefficiency
• Item 3: Elect the Most Ineffable Person of the Committee