Meeting Agenda 4: The Ineffable Sequel

Today's meeting will be a thrilling adventure of productivity and progress. Or not.

• Item 1: The Great Paperclip Debate
• Item 2: A discussion on the meaning of "ineffable"
• Item 3: The Committee's Favorite Color Scheme (a.k.a. "Why we love bright pink so much")

Next on the agenda: Bob's riveting presentation on procrastination.

Also, be sure to check out our Chronic Procrastinator's latest excuse for not doing any actual work: "I'm allergic to deadlines." (It's a real thing, we swear.)

See you all at the next meeting, when we'll hopefully have accomplished something.

Or not.