MEETING AGENDA 4: THE INEFFABLE SEQUEL

The Honorable Committee of Conundrums presents:

Section 1: Ineptitude of the Elders

In this section, the committee will discuss the alarming rate of senior citizens falling asleep during meetings.

Subcommittee on Senior Snoozing:

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The Subcommittee on Senior Snoozing will investigate the following:

• Unconventional methods of staying awake during meetings
• The effects of caffeine on senior cognition
• The correlation between senior snoozing and decreased productivity

Next Section: Section 2 - Chronic Disengagement