TODAY'S AGENDA:
- Item 1: World Domination Schemes
- Item 2: The Committee's Favorite Snack Selection
- Item 3: The Secret to the Committee's Unstoppable Power
- Item 4: Who ate the last of the free pizza?
Discussion of the world's most diabolical plans for global conquest.
Debate on whether pizza is more important than world domination.
The committee will attempt to outsmart each other with their most clever schemes.
Phase 1: Identify the Perfect Blend of Mind Control and Free Pizza
Phase 2: Establish a Network of Secret Bases on the Moon
Phase 3: Infiltrate the World's Governments with an Army of Miniature Puppets
Phase 4: Launch a Global Pizza Party to Lull the Population into Submission
Phase 5: Install a Committee-Approved Pizza Oven in Every Home