Point 1: The Mystery of the Missing Donuts
Someone has been stealing the donuts from the break room. We need to get to the bottom of this.
Point 2: The Ineffable Inevitability of the Meeting Schedule
We will be meeting for the next 6 hours to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything else.
Point 3: The Enigmatic Case of the 3 AM Meetings
Why do we always meet at 3 AM? Is it because we love the quiet hours? Or is it because the coffee machine is on the fritz?
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