Present were: Bob, John, and Carol. Absent were: Joe, Jane, and Bob's cat.
Item 1: Discuss the finer points of Minute of Utter Irrelevance.
Item 2: Debating whether Tangents of Utter Absurdity are more productive than Tangents of Utter Nonsense.
Motions of the Irrelevant were tabled, pending further review.
Next meeting: Committee Schedule
Adjournment: 5:45 PM, after 47 minutes of discussion on utterly inconsequential matters.